Updates of Zong:

Changelog I guess from April 10th, 2025:

• 9/25/2025 - Compact - As of right now, almost done with imagework.
• 9/7/2025 - Compact - Acknowledged this site exists.
• 4/10/2025 - Compact - Added the compendium (BETA) and this page.
• 4/10/2025 - Compact - Brought this site back from the brink of death.

As of Recent:

Headline updated: November 2nd, 2025

Laptop Warrior

YO YO YO YO YO WHAT IT IS MOTHERFUCKERS

hi i'm laptop warrior and i am helping compact make the website becaue i am cool and awesome uhh
have any of you guys plaed sonic robo blast 2 is very good game very kino
im a fan of the ringslinger mode because i go onto uhh meadows matched and i uhh i rail everybody and i win
im really good at railing people in srb2 trust me

i made the buttons with my EPIC ART SKILL and compact's going to give me exactly 1 dollar and that'll be REALLY cool and awesome
but also i really need money because im kind of homeless

i will make more art because im really awesome at art guys it's unbelievable how good i am at art and ui and shit
but uhh yeah join me on srb2 im gonna show you why they call me the laptop warrior and i will rail you in meadow match zone like the pro i am