"Vitamins" - June 18th, 2026
FRAUD // THIRD
DISINTEGRATION LOOP
"Pinata" - May 24th, 2026
she coughed up a lot of weird purple stuff, but not a reese's unfortunately
"Distraction" - May 11th, 2026
her favorite flavor of donut is strawberry
"Carry" - April 19th, 2026
he gets it from his mother
"Hoverboard" - April 12th, 2026
this is why whenever someone says that something is "the future"
nine times out of ten it's a terrible product
"Visibility" - March 31st, 2026
website exclusive
kind of a prototype of the whole thing

